e will now take a moment to get to know you.
nswer all questions to the best of your ability.
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would you kindly
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May we ask your name?
Our name is Proft.
Where were you schooled?
Were you an affiliate of an institution inhabited by a number of large men?
Did they like to eat?
Could you see that?
How are you with the Bourne shell?
Do you have anything derogatory to say about Emacs¹?
Do you own
a telephone set?
a television set?
Do you like to play with electric trains?
What is your affiliation with any corporation in Dallas?
Describe anything you'd like to show us:
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Is it in your car?
Do you have any special tools?
How did you get them?
Thanks for your time.
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